That when guests try and walk by me at the front desk and I KNOW they don’t live there, I love asking them if they need to be signed in? Typically it goes like this:
Me: Do you need to be signed in?
Guest: Nope, I live here.
Me: You do? Oh I’m sorry, what suite do you live in?
Guest: *random suite*
Me: Nope pretty sure you don’t because so and so live there.
Guest: *awkward silence*
The little things that make me excited in this job #nolife